and whatever you do, do NOT mix Chef Boyardee Spaghetti and Meatballs with Skinny Cow Caramel Ice Cream cones because you'll get the strangest dreams.
I definitely also spend too much time reading gossip sites. I dreamed I was on a boat full of stars and started chatting up Robert Pattinson. Being the unbelievable friend that I am, I taught him to drive on the right side of the road and became a smashing good yank.
He thanked me immensely for brightening his spirits during these weird moments and couldn't wait to hang out again. Scene changes back to the boat and he swims away like a dolphin.
So obviously he's supposed to be my new best friend, so hit me up Rob and we'll smoke our electronic cigarettes spliting a pint, either haagen daz or fosters, while gossiping about your magazine covers before you backstroke into the sunset.
Yes I will cut back on the ice cream at night I promise.